I’ve gotten this email in the past but when I read it on Perry Noble’s blog this morning I thought it was worth sharing. Those of you in the ministry will really enjoy it.
Ten Things You Never Hear In Church
#1 – Hey! It’s my turn to sit down front!
#2 – I was so into your message that I didn’t notice it went 25 minutes too long!
#3 – Personally, I find witnessing more enjoyable than golf.
#4 – I have thought about it and decided to give our church the $500 per month that I have been sending the TV evangelists
#5 – I volunteer to be a permanent worker with middle school students!
#6 – Forget the denominational minimum salary, let’s pay our staff so they can live like we do.
#7 – I LOVE IT when we sing songs that we’ve never sang before.
#8 – Since we’re all here, let’s begin the service early.
#9 – Pastor, we’d like to send you to this Bible seminar in Hawaii…
#10 – I LOVE IT when you preach on giving!